Wedding Crashers

John Beckwith (Owen Wilson) and Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) are divorced mediators in Washington D.C. Theys are always "crashing" wedding parties to meet and, sleep with women, working from a set of rules taught to them by a retired, fellow crasher, Chazz Reinhold (Will Farrell). Using predetermined story after story, the inquisitive guests inevitably become the hit of every reception, using their charm and lies to "wheel" women. Their goals are to enjoy every aspect of these weddings and ultimately to charm any willing women into a one-night stand as eveone knows, "single women throw their ambitions to the wind when attending a wedding. After a sequence of successful crashes, Jeremy falling for the daughter of the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury, William Cleary (Christopher Walken).

This comedy offers some of the best Owen Wilson/ Vince Vaughn chemistry I have ever seen. Their amazing jokes and cameos have earned this movie a space for one of the best comedies ever written. The non-stop laughter will leave you wanting more!

CB

Whether your into animation or not, you have to go see this movie asap! Even funnier in 3D. 

Movie is so funny for all ages! I have seen it 3 times and every time I die from laughter. 

"Pixar returns to their first success with Toy Story 3. The movie begins with Andy leaving for college and donating his beloved toys -- including Woody (Tom Hanks) and Buzz (Tim Allen) -- to a daycare. While the crew meets new friends, including Ken (Michael Keaton), they soon grow to hate their new surroundings and plan an escape. The film was directed by Lee Unkrich from a script co-authored by Little Miss Sunshine scribe Michael Arndt. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi"

Retrieved from: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/toy_story_3/

"The toys are mistakenly delivered to a day-care center instead of the attic right before Andy leaves for college, and it's up to Woody to convince the other toys that they weren't abandoned and to return home." Retrieved from: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/

This movie is rated 99% on rotten tomatoes, which is very rare and tells you to go watch it now! 

Also rated 8.5/10 on IMDB which is amazing! IMDB is an incredible source for movies and critics are highly legitimate. 

If you haven't seen this movie yet, you don't know what your missing! It's a must if you are into comedy movies! 

 "One man nervously ventures forth into the final frontier in this comedy starring comic actor Steve Carell. Andy Stitzer (Carell) is a cheerfully geeky guy who is settling into middle age with his large collection of comic books, action figures, and collectable models. Andy works in an electronics store, and seems reasonably happy with his life. However, one day his friends and co-workers David (Paul Rudd), Jay (Romany Malco), and Cal (Seth Rogen) discover that Andy has a secret -- due to his rather severe jitters around women, Andy is still a virgin. Andy's pals are appalled at this state of affairs, and set out to find a woman who'd be willing to get horizontal with him. After a number of disastrous dates, everyone thinks Andy has finally struck gold when he meets Trish (Catherine Keener), an attractive single mother who takes an immediate liking to him. What the other guys don't know is that Trish has just gotten out of a bad relationship, and has informed Andy she isn't ready to be intimate with him just yet. The 40-Year-Old Virgin was the first feature film directed by Judd Apatow, who previously served as a writer and producer for the well-regarded television shows Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, and The Larry Sanders Show. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi" Retrieved from http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/40_year_old_virgin/:

Beverly Hills Ninja !!!

This Movie is too hilarious!

BEVERLY HILLS NINJA

This review has been retrieved from: "Chris Farley stars as an unusual ninja fighter in this over-the-top comedy. An elite society of Japanese warriors have prophesied that one day a blonde-haired, fair-skinned child will come to their village and lead them as a fighter of remarkable skill and bravery. So when an American child who fell overboard on an ocean liner washes up on their shores, they adopt him as one of their own and patiently instruct him in the ways of a ninja. Trouble is, the child, whom they name Haru (Chris Farley), grows up to be fat, clumsy, not especially bright, and startlingly inept as a warrior. Undaunted, Haru struggles on with his ninja training, and when Alison (Nicolette Sheridan), a beautiful woman from America, requests a ninja fighter to return with her to the States and protect her from her criminal-minded boyfriend and his Yakuza associates, Haru eagerly accepts the assignment. Haru's minders see trouble brewing, so they secretly send along a fellow ninja, Gobei (Robin Shou), to watch his back, although this hardly prevents Haru from posing a deadly menace to inanimate objects everywhere. Jackie Chan was at one time announced to co-star in this film, which would prove to be the last Chris Farley vehicle released before his death in late 1997, though two other films he completed before his passing were released in 1998". ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

So, If you have seen it before go watch it again! I laugh every single time I watch it even more for some reason! lmaoo

In the end,  this the funniest ninja movie!  that I suggest everyone to watch.

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The Sitter

Noah (Jonah Hill) is an unemployed twenty-something year old who lives at home with his Mom and has little ambition. When his Mom offers him an opportunity to make some money babysitting for her family friend Noah refuses to do it because apparently "grown men don't babysit things". Well, I think one could probably see where this is going next. Noah is introduced to the kids he is taking care of, and the viewer quickly finds out that all are all uniquely troublesome. He is left in charges of Slater (Max Records), a 13-year-old with severe anxiety issues; Blithe (Landry Bender), a first grader who fancies herself a "celebutante" reality star in the making; and Rodrigo (Kevin Hernandez), a tween Central American adoptee who lashes out without warning. Things kick off when Noah's "girlfriend" calls him for cocaine with promises of sex upon delivery. So what does this college drop out do? He steals the van and takes the kids on a crazy adventure through Manhattan and The Bronx trying to find the drugs his girl friend so desperately wants. By the end of the movie Noah becomes close with the kids and offers to be their full time babysitter to keep an eye on things at the house.

This is a must-see for any Jonah Hill fans as his performance in this flick rivals some of his best. 

CB

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This is one of the most enjoyable comedies I've seen to date. Russel Brand and Jason Segal bring a parade of laughs to the big screen. Russel Brand plays a worldwide rockstar who enters into a serious relationship with Jason's characters recently branded ex-girlfriend.
Jason takes a vacation to Hawaii to try and get Sarah off his mind, but it turns out Sarah and Russel are vacationing in Hawaii at the exact same resort!
For a straight week, both Sarah and Jason try on many occasions to make each other jealous with newly found partnerships.

Jason plays a push-over boyfriend whose extremely sensitive. Russel plays a famous lead singer of a band with very cocky demeanor but humbling energy which makes his character so hilarious!

There are a ton of laughs in this film and I'd definitely recommend watching it if you're looking for a ton of laughs! This is another film with awkward humor that never ceases to put you in stitches.

I would rate this comedy: 7.5/10

Stay tuned for more blogs every week!!

EH.

Bounty Hunter

The Bounty Hunter movie review

When a husband is hired to find and arrest their bail-jumping ex-wife, things have a tendency to get a little tricky.

Nicole- played by Jennifer Anniston jumped bail and is now trying to run away and escape the capture of her ex-husband and bounty hunter Milo- played by Gerard Butler.

One-upping each other leads the couple to come together and run for their lives away from criminals who ultimately want to kill them.  

Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!

-       When Milo finally gets a hold of her and in order to keep her quiet and with him, he has to take extreme situations.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1220551-bounty_hunter/quotes/

"Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.

Nicole Hurley: [laughing] You are a bounty hunter?

Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail."

http://www.quotesandpoem.com/quotes/listquotes/movie/the-bounty-hunter

Overall this is a very funny movie that I suggest everyone watch.

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Get Him to the Greek

This was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It was so good that in 2010 when it was released into theaters I went to see it TWICE! Get Him to the Greek starts out in Los Angeles where record company intern Aaron (Jonah Hill) lives with his ER nurse girlfriend Daphne (Elizabeth Moss). The movie picks up when Aaron makes a suggestion that could possibly turn around the record company's recent slump. Aaron suggests to the record company owner, Sergio (Sean Combs), that resurrecting the great Aldous Snow's (Russel Brand) career could do just that. Sergio give Aaron the chance of a lifetime, to meet his favourite childhood rock star and also save his record company in the process. Aaron is told he must get Aldous from London to The Greek Theatre in Los Angeles in 3 days, a task seemingly very simple. What Aaron will find out is that Aldous has no intention to sticking to anyone's schedule but his own and his out-of-control behaviour may prove too much for Aaron to handle. Aldous developed a huge drug problem after his career and love life both went down in flames simultaneously which will prove to test Aaron to his wits end as he is manipulated and taken for granted. All that is on Aaron's mind is getting to the venue and having Aldous play without a hitch but the disgruntled singer does almost everything in this power to make Aaron's job next to impossible.

Get Him to the Greek has non-stop laugh throughout the movie with crazy antics that Aldous brings upon them both in his search for drugs and tail.

         
  " IM ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"
                                                                                      One thing I thing I was very pleasantly surprised with in this movie was just how funny Sean Combs performance is. He has earned a place in my book for being a great comedy film character.

CB

The Hangover Part II

The boys are back!
This time.. Stu is weeks away from his marriage to the love of his life Lauren!

The wedding is in beautiful Thailand and the boys have their heads in the right place this time around. The night before the wedding they have casual beers on the beach around a fire - just the boys and some beers.

They awaken to blistering hangovers in a mess of a 1-star hotel room in downtown Bangkok.
"...not again." - Phil (Bradley Cooper)

The wedding ceremony is fast approaching and the guys realize that they have no idea where Lauren's little 16 brother, Ted, is gone!!
Yet again, the guys have lost a friend and have no communication via cell phone. They endure a whole series of unfortunate circumstances to find the their lost friend.

Phil gets shot
Allen shaves his head
Stu gets a face tattoo
and Teddy.. well, you're going to have to watch and find out!

Allen's character really helps carry this film with his stupid one-liners and witty charm.

Overall, I wasn't entirely impressed with Hangover Part 2 because it was essentially the exact same story as part 1 except with a new setting and a couple different characters plugged into attention grabbing scenes and sequences.
The awkward humor of this film did in fact keep me engaged and wanting more but the story was almost predictable.

If I we're to rate both The Hangover I & II, I would say:
 Part 1:  8.5/10
 Part 2:  8/10

I would definitely recommend seeing this movie if you enjoyed Part 1!

Sincerely,

EH

The Slammin' Salmon

The latest film in the Broken Lizard collection, The Sammin' Salmon is based around a restaurant located in Miami, Florida that is owned by a former heavyweight champion, Cleon Salmon (the late Michael Clarke Duncan). When out Japanese albino hunting, Cleon loses a bet with his rich eccentric Japanese friend and is forced to come up thousands of dollars he doesn't have. He comes up with an inventive competition to see who can accumulate the most tips; the winner taking home a cash prize and the waiter selling the least threatened with a beat down administered by the champ himself. As the competition becomes more intense the staff members begin to go to greater lengths to win the prize, encountering some outlandish customers along the way. 

The best performance in the movie, surprisingly comes from Michael Clarke Duncan as he is really, really funny! Some of his quotes are definitely some of the best I've heard from him and they will leave your sides split, unless that is of course, you have absolutely no sense of humour!!

              "How come it doesn't sound like that when I say it?"
                                                              "...make him smell like a skunk...wiki..wiki..."
                                                                                                    "...I almost depacitated him..."                                                            

This raunchy late night comedy is sure to leave you laughing and wanting more Broken Lizard.  
Other titles from the Broken Lizard franchise include:

CB

Hot Tub Time Machine

As promised, another Rob Corddry favorite film; Hot Tub Time Machine.

Yet again, Rob plays a super-arrogant and wild-styled single man on a crash course to self destruction who drops the most HILARIOUS one liners when the audience least expects it!
This is for sure one of my top favorite comedies of recent release.

The story in summary; is a group of 3 friends from college, now in their late 30's, are brought together by an attempted suicide by (Rob Corddrey). It is decided to do a "boys trip" to their favorite party spot from the late 80's/early 90's in the mountains of Colorado.
They quickly realize upon their arrival that the town is completely boarded up and nearly unpopulated. Regardless of their supreme disappointment, they jump in their hotel hot tub and drink until the sun comes up. When they arrive at the ski hill for the day, they begin to notice that everyone around them is wearing clothing styles from the 80's!
One of the guys gets suspicious and approaches a woman and asks:

"Excuse me, what colour is Michael Jackson?"

She responds with:

"Uh, black."

Hahaha, yes, they've confirmed that they're in a completely different decade! They time traveled back to the good ol' days of their college partying experiences. Not only did they time travel, but they also appear to be themselves at the age they were during those years!!
They have to do everything EXACTLY the same as they did or their future lives could change entirely!!

The boys hit many speed bumps along the way that distract them from their actual mission which make their decisions a lot more difficult!

Tons of laughs in this film - with an ending that can really get your imagination rolling!

I rate this comedy: 8/10

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Sincerely,
EH

Just Go With It!

Just go with it.

Staring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston in the hilarious comedy about a plastic surgeon who has an interest in a much younger woman and bribes his secretary into helping him get her.

Jennifer Anniston’s character helps her boss played by Adam Sandler, when he enlists her help to get the woman of his dreams.

After bribing, trips to Hawaii, pretending that he has children along with so many other funny shenanigans Danny (Sandler) falls in love with his loyal secretary and co-hurt (Anniston)

“Ooh, the Mafia stare down. Very good, Michael. We're here to negotiate. Do you have anything else you might like?  - Danny (Speaking to Anniston’s child about the arrangements to pretend to be his child”

http://www.quotefully.com/movie/Just+Go+with+It

“Michael: Can we go to McFunnigan's?

Danny: How about Chuck E. Cheese because it's right down the street from my house?

Michael: You mention that place again, and I walk.”

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film8792/quotes

"Maggie: Can I do an accent?

Danny: Give me your best shot.

Maggie: [In British accent] Hello.

Danny: No. "

http://www.quotesandpoem.com/quotes/listquotes/movie/just-go-with-it

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Bridesmaids

The hilarious chick flick, every woman should take her best friend to see.

The writers, Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo, are brilliant.  This movie has everything to make you smile inside for days…… Ridiculously funny script.

“Lillian” played by the super funny Maya Rudolf

“ Annie”, played by star and co-writer Kristen Wiig.

“Helen” played by Rose Byrne

Melissa McCarthy – who round out the cast as ‘Megan”

Picture this, an upcoming wedding;  A best friend, (Annie) who is a shoe in for a maid of honor.  A ‘new’ girl, Helen, who tries to move into the best friend spot, and a future sister-in-law, Megan, who takes no prisoners.  And, oh yes – don’t forget Vegas!

You will cry laughing as you watch the over-the-top antics of a plane trip to Vegas, wedding dress shopping and a wedding shower gone bad.

Bridesmaids is a definite ‘must see’.

- MA

Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Part two of the famous comedy franchise "Harold & Kumar", proven worthy of honorable mention without hesitation. This film has a whole bunch of laughs and ridiculous scenes that puts the average high school/college student who enjoys 'herbal healing'; into stitches almost every time they view it.
If anybody has seen part one: Harold & Kumar Go to Whitecastle, they cannot say no to all the potential and expected hilarity of a sequel!
Let me comment on the cast of part two: Beside the fact that the leading characters compliment each others traits and behaviors, the supporting actors in this film are incredibly funny, very likeable, but also hated. For example, Rob Corddry, as the power-starving idiot government anti-terrorism agent who everybody thinks is a big a-hole, but we CRAVE his one liners that put us on the floor peeing our pants.
Another honorable mention within, would be Neil Patrick Harris. He plays himself in this film and portrays a reckless drunk, addict, and womanizer who lives within no boundaries. Just like characters NPH has played in other films or tv shows, he kills us with laughter in this film.

If you're looking for an outrageously inappropriate and slightly offensive comedy, this is an excellent film to watch when you're feeling like a lazy night on the couch with a funny movie. Go ahead and ask anybody who has actually seen this franchise. They might just start off their opinion by laughing briefly....watch.

Warning: This film has scenes with nudity, sexuality, drug use, and offensive content. Viewer discretion is strongly advised!!


Coming soon: Another Rob Corddry favorite!!!! ....Hot Tub Time Machine review

Sincerely,
EH